The artis alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
— Joan Wolfgang Von Goeth
As they say, vi has two modes – "beep repeatedly" and "break everything".
— Emacs Users
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
— Steven Wright
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHIMNEY!!!
— Louren B.
Don't you open your mouth when I'm asking you a question!
— Clare Huxtable (Cosby Show)
Ducks fly?!?!
— Mike Walters step mom
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
— Pogo (character in "Pogo" comic strip by Walt Kelly)
...You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
— E. L. Doctorow
Do the wave.. its calming
— Jason S.
I'm sorry but I just dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
— Mr Garrison in South Park by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Saying guns kill people is like blaming your pencil for spelling mistakes.
— Lary the Cable Guy (Daniel Whitney)
You just said "butt-rock" like three times... that's a new low for X-Play.
— Adam Sessler to Morgan Webb on X-Play
I believe the government should be split into two sections. The Beauro of What the Fuck are We Doing? and the Beauro of What the Fuck Was That?
— George Carlin
if i had the chance i would kill every horse on this planet...that way i would be happy but millions of little girls would be sad.
— Josh M.
Caution: may cause drowsyness
— Warning on sleeping pills
If we're all God's children... what's so special about Jesus?
— Jimmy Carr
Denials not just a river in Egypt.
— Unknown
Two wrongs dont make a right but three rights make a left.
—
If you're going to do stupid things, at least remember to fill out an organ donor's card.
— MaxBrains
You shouldn't say bad things about illiterate people; you should write it.
— Mike Birbiglia
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
— Dick Cavett
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
— Unknown (Bored.com)
Laws are like sausages, it's better not to see them made.
— Otto Von Bismark
There aint' nothin like kickin' ass with Pooh Bear.
— Travis Valentine commenting on Kingdowm Hearts
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
— Estanislao V. Lopez
Eagles may soar free and proud but weasels never get sucked into jet engines
— Unknown
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch up my X rays.
— Henry Youngman
IN Sicily, Women are more dangerous than shotguns
— Fabrizio
Where do nudists keep their wallets?
— Travis Valentine
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up.
— Mitch Hedberg
Compruter
— Martin Sergent
"Anyone who tells you that these are the best years of your life... hit them"
— Mr. Piger
Men occasionally sumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
— Winston Churchill
One by one the penguins deplete my sanity.
— T-Shirt
Sometimes I cut myself to relieve the pain. tee hee hee..toot!
— Toot
Im not gay...but my boyfriend is.
— Pin
Sex, drugs, rockin' roll speed, weed, birth control. Life's a bitch, then ya die, so fuck the world, let's all get high.
— Unknown
This Mike Baysdell quote has been censored by THE MAN!
— Mike Baysdell
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
Sometimes you need to make a mess
— Loretta, the Rollinses Housekeeper
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first you dont succeed fuck it all go smoke some weed.
— Unknown
Video games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man affected us as kids we'd all be running around in dark rooms, listening to repetitive electronic music, and munching magic pills.
— Unknown
do not eat the GRUB out of a tikilya (i don't know how to spell that maybe if i didn't eat the grub i would be a bit more sain right now.) you will see shit thats not there. shit will start to melt off the walls dude. DON'T EAT THE GRUB!!!!!!!!!
— random
Do Not Use In Shower or While Sleeping
— Warning lable on hair dryer
Chinese Sayings!
"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."
"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."
"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."
Submitted by Catalina Morino (25), Paris
— random
I am certain that in 10 years, every single business person will be conducting their business in parallel virtual world as in the real world.
— Ray Hammond
Yeah, butt rock, it's like... bad metal...
— Morgan Webb on X-Play
Gay is the new straight.
— Bumper sticker
Children in back seats cause accidents; accidents in back seats cause children.
— Unknown
Single Awareness is coming on February 14th.
— Wise Man
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
— General John Sedgwick, Union commander in Civil War, speaking his last words as watching enemy troops during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House
Im suprised something so useless could actualy work.
— An IRC user in comment to PhantomIRCd
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
— Jack Handey
I was in a card store the other day and they had cards that said "get well soon"... fuck that... get well NOW.
— Dimitri Martin
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
— Unknown
Something about Mrs. Shepard saying 'plunge below the bust line'just turns me on to no end.
— Travis Valentine
[Nasa] Improving the world by sending things really far away from it.
— The Weekenders (Toon Disney)
Basically the catholic religion is; if it feels good, stop it.
— Adam Ferrera
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
— Keppel Enderbery
Basicer: Where the heck is j:/ ?!
Travis: Wow, it was on a drive you didnt even know you had.
— Basicer
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!
— God Damn Hippies
The telephone company is urging people to PLEASE not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins concert tickets to caller number 95!
— Los Angeles radio DJ shortly after February 1990 earthquake
Do not stick in any Oraphus
— Lable on Curling Iron
i have good news if you read from yesterday it said i woke up tied to the roof of a car for the second time but today, well actually last night i when to a party in montrose and guess what i woke up safe and sound in the back of the woods somewhere. i'm guessing i got totaly baked and wonderd out there my self. oh and by the way it get really cold. lucky for me i found a ride to davison early enough to get to school on time. thank god because if i miss another day i have to take the year all over agen. well luv u peeps but i got to get some work donw. LATER
— random
punk's not dead... it's just taking a nap.
— Discruntled Bad Religion fan after they'd refused to come back for an encore
I'm sorry I just can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
— Mr Garrison in South Park By: Matt Stone and Tre Parker
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
— Brooke Shields
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
— George Gobel
Life sucks get a fucking helmet.
— Dennis Leary
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
— John Lehman
If only every one could wake up chained to the top of a car when its 30 degrees out. its happend to me two times now and its really starting to piss me off. All i want is a name, the name of the basterd who ceeps doing this shit to me and if i wake up on that car agen i'm going to drive it of a cliff!(i will not be it it so don't worry)
— random
...plunge below the bust line...
— Kay Shepard
You got a bazooka?!? Quit thinking proud cop and start thinking Playstation, blow shit up!!
— Vin Diesel in xXx
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
— Calvin Trillin
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God DOES have a sense of humour.
— Bill Bryson, Neither Here Nor There
He who dies with the most toys, is none the less still dead.
— Anon
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
— Batman Costume warning label
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my pants.
— Unknown
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
— Mark Twain
Carpe Dium
— Latin
To thine own self be true.
— Hamlet
I would die a thousand deaths to keep you from shedding just one tear.
— The Count of Monte Cristo
A good novel tells the truth about it's hero. A bad novel tells the truth about it's author.
— G.K. Chesterton
The perception of a child who has not yet learned to protect it's self by developing tunnel vision that keeps out ninety percent of the universe.
— Stephen King
The only thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
— To Kill a Mocking Bird
I knew nothing about vacuums. Now I know everything about them.
— Wyatt Gillette in the Blue Nowhere
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
— Ben Franklin
Silent, soft and slow decends the snow.
— Henry Wordsworth Longfellow
Oh who can tell. Save thee whose heart hath tried.
— Lord Byron
"Classic": A book which people praise and don't read.
— Mark Twain
Cowards die many times before their death, the valiant never taste of death but once
— Shakespeare
Prey on the old and you're a coward. Prey on the young and you're pathetic. Prey on the weak and you're even weaker. Prey on my friends... and you're dead
— Fearless by Francine Pascal
He would give humanity the greatest gift it would ever receive, and all he'd get in return would be living entombment.
— Polgara (Polgara the Sorceress by David Eddings, pg. 671)
Big brother is watching you.
— George Orwell
"If a ball is rolling without spin..." (from a geometry text book)
— Prentice Hall
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
— Andre Gide
All their lives people worry about dying. If you kill them 20 years early, that's 20 years that they don't have to worry about it!
— Casca, Julius Ceasar
A normal human beings grasp on reality is very tenuous at best. Our imaginary lives are much nicer.
— Polgara (Polgara the Sorceress by David Eddings, pg. 675)
It was as if his whole life he'd clung to logic to keep sane, to keep sure that he was in firm control of his destiny, his fate but slowly things were slipping out of his control and he couldn't do anything to stop it.
— Punk by Travis Valentine
To die would be an awfully great adventure.
— Peter Pan
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
— A.J. Liebling
To thine own self be true, Valleyman.
— Phate from The Blue Nowhere quoting Hamlet
Oh, the cleverness of me.
— Peter Pan
Daffodils come before the swallow dares, and take the winds of march with beauty.
— William Shakespeare
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
— Charlie Brown
lovers alone wear sunlight.
— E. E. Cummings
Friendship often ends in love, but never the other way around.
— Albert Camus
In love, the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
— Erich Fromm
...and remember kids guns dont kill people, dangerous minoritys do.
— Gun Safty Class
Man, it was never about the fucking journey. Look at life; what's the destination? to die? NO, fuck that! Man, the journey, life, could be shorter or faster depending on how much of the scenery you fucking decided to take in.
— satchmo
And she kissed me. It was the kind of kiss that i could never tell my friends about out loud. It was the kind of kiss that made me know i was never so happy in my whole life
— from The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
— Unknown
All a man needs is love; and if you can't give him love, give him something to hope for; and if you can't give him something to hope for, just give him something to do.
— Flight of the Phoenix
To this be true: But isn't that in love, a paradox. Love can be in a moment or over a lifetime. It can lie in our sweetest memories or our most despised misery. It is the reason for marriage, and for murder. Blind to all things. Impossible to artificially create. Touches just once, but lasts a lifetime.
— satchmo
I would die a thousand deaths to prevent you from shedding just one tear.
— Edmond Dantes, Count of Monte Cristo
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
— H.L. Mencken
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
— Graffiti
A Jedi shall know not anger, nor hatred,... nor love.
— Star Wars Episode II
We are bound to this: we fall in love but once, and merely step in it many times previously and afterwards.
— satchmo
I don't care if your parents don't think I'm good enough for them. I care that you think I'm not good enough for them.
— satchmo
Men! You can't live with them and you can't
1. dip them in batter for tempura,
2. use them for collateral on a loan,
3. put in new batteries.
— "Sylvia"(Nicole Hollander)
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
— Humphrey Bogard in film "In a Lovely Place"
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that the can not be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
— Sidney Smith, Lady Holland's Memoir
Love is friendship set on fire.
— Jeremy Taylor
Think.
Do you love her?
Is there anyone else you could imagine being happier with for the rest of your life?
— satchmo
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
— Anonymous
Love is watching someone die.
— Deathcab for Cutie
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
— Unknown
Once touched by love, we are all poets.
— Plato
Love is like an hourglass: as the heart fills, the head empties.
— Oscar Wilde
Who needs love when you've got a gun.
— Black Flag
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny.
— Jason S.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
— Benjamin Franklin
Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts.
— Stephen in The Last Kiss
"Ahh, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
— Robin Williams
I loved you. Grey sweat pants, no makeup, so perfect. Our love was comfortable and so broken in.
— John Mayer
She's happy without me.
— satchmo
I wont let your head fall without my hand behind it.
— John Mayer
We accept the love we think we deserve.
— BIll in The Perks of Being a Wallflower
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
— Henry David Thoreau
I want to get hurt!
— John Cusak as Lloyd Doppler in "Say Anything..."
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.
— Oscar Wilde
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
— Sophocles
ET phone home.
— ET in ET - Extra Terrestrial
The power is yours!
— Captain Planet
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
— Bart Simpson
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.
— Mari Maeha in Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
I know what your thinking. Your thinking; if that rocket launcher were a suposatory, would that bad man shove it up my ass? I'll tell you what, you eye ball me like that one more time, I'll shove it so far up your ass, that you'll be begging me for this bullet.
— Bad Man in movie Swordfish
With great power comes great responcibility. This is my gift, it is my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man?
— Peter Parker in Spider-Man
If that was a joke, it sucked, if you were being sarcastic it's even worse.
— Duo Maxwell in Gundam Wing
" (whinning) With the blast shield down I can't see a thing. How am i supposed to fight?"
-Luke ( Star Wars )
— Sam_the_Man(stud)
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
— Apocolypse Now
If you can't do it with one bullet dont do it at all.
— The League of Extrodinary Gentleman
Haiku:
Anakin and Ben
Fight over a lava pit
Arise, Darth Vader
— Max from Coventry, England!
You know that point in your life when you realize that the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of a sudden just because you have someplace where you can put your stuff, that idea of home is gone.
— "Garden State" film by Zach Braff
I dont want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.
— Garden State
They say Duct Tape and Cockeroaches will survive the end of the world.
— CSI: Miami
"you give me your word?"
"Of course... what do you think I am... human?"
— Oracle, then Architect (Matrix: Revolutions)
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
— The Incredible Hulk
"You speak blasphemy, sir."
"Fluently"
— Tuck Everlasting Movie
Only Posers die!!!
— SLC Punk
That can't be right! Can it?!?!
— Nappa from DBZ
That's no moon, it's a space station!
— Star-Wars
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
— Darth Vader in Star Wars
(Click) I have killed Mari Maeha but I will never kill again.
— Heero Yuy in Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
Dying hurts like hell.
— Heero Yuy in Gundam Wing
We like people for their qualities but love them for their defects.
— Hell Boy - movie
Star Wars is Tight!!!!!!!!!!!
— Sam_the_Man(stud)
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... that is when the world will end.
— Donnie Darko
I'm tired of being bored, I'm through with the head aches and hiding my hands, they tremble like earthquakes, under the table, under the day time sky... good fucking bye.
— Matt Skiba
This is the best job in the world. I hang out with my friends in the back of a van and play music and they pay me for it. It's amazing that I've tricked someone into letting me do that.
— Pete Wendtz, bassist in Fall Out Boy
What IS that!!!!
— Jessica A.
I dont want no Spagheteos.
— The Ramones
There's not a lot of money to be made in the things I like to do.
— Connor Oberst (the heart behind Bright Eyes)
Maybe I'm a prehistoric monster by being an individual. It's highly likely. All I offer to others is their own individuality. Grab it!
— John Lydon (Johnny Rotten)
Punk rock in the U.S. has become a binch of cartoons in costumes that feel the Ramones are a progressive musical force and care more about who is a "sell-out" than the now dirt poor worker next door. A bourgeois clique with insipid middle-of-the-road politics dancing with joy in the belly of the beast. Tralalalalalala goodbye to all that.
— Tommy Strange
Never let the fear of falling keep you down.
— John Gregory
The radio plays a love song. I smash my fist through the dial, here's to the broken hearted.
— Unknown
Am I correct to defend the fist that holds this pen? It's ink that lies, the pen, the page, the paper. I live, I learn.
— Brand New
American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.
— Sid Vicious
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so wont you kill me, so I'll die happy.
— Dashboard Confessional
I thought that you were sleeping
When i found you there in bed
I found you there in bed
When i touched you you were freezing
It turned out that you were dead
It turned out that you were dead
— Alkaline Trio
No one could tell even if i fell 100 storys straight down, down, down.
— Alkaline Trio
I know I'm the kind of kid that can't let anything go but you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat.
— Fall Out Boy
Who needs love when you've got a gun.
— Black Flag
I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands, they tremble like earthquakes, under the table, under the day time sky, good fucking bye.
— Matt Skiba
Okay you can beat me but you'll never beat me.
— Cherry Poppin Daddies
I loved you. Grey sweat pants, no makeup, so perfect. Our love was comfortable and so broken in.
— John Mayer
and I find it kind of funny and I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
Ordinary people do fucked up things when fucked up things become ordinary.
— Propahandhi
Step one: Slit my throat
Step two: play in my blood
Step three: cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house.
Step four: stop by lake Michigan and rince your crimson hands.
— Alkaline Trio
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to ask himself ... should you, or should you not... write a song about Kama Sutra Sex!
— John Duffy of the Hot Flashez
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
— Bob Marley
Love is wrong, and girls are FUCKING EVIL!
— The Ataris
I wont let your head fall without my hand behind it.
— John Mayer
Pools of sorrow. Waves of joy.
— John Lennon and Paul McCartney
People might hate me or love me. Either way is totally cool... you're putting the same ammount of energy into it.
— Lars Fredericksen
Pull the trigger and the nightmares stop!
— Coheed and Cambria
Die young and save yourself!
— Brand New
My paranoia is that I am everything that is wrong with youth culture. Since I'm a child of this emo-music scene and I grew up listening to that stuff in high school, I know that some people say that it's the very corruption of punk. Basically, if they are right, then I'm the Antichrist. That's something I have to live with.
— Max Bemis of Say Anything
Don't you see, the truth is, that you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd appologize for bleeding on your shirt!
— Taking Back Sunday
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death. That's all.
— Willian Goldman
That's Right Ladies! I'm in Robotics.
— Clayton Smith
To fast to live, to young to die.
— Unknown, often said about Sid Vicious
I'd rather die in a flamming glory then just get by on mediocrity.
— Mark Hoppus
If one day you don't want to listen, call me anyways and I promise to be very quiet.
— Some poem I got in the email
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
— B. Dizzle
He made the world to be a grassy road before her wandering feet.
— W. B. Yeats
life isn't packed in bubble wrap
— nikki burwell
god gave us the simple temptations in life but gave us strict limitations on how we could use them.
look but dont touch
touch but dont taste
taste but dont swallow
how fucking hypocritical and all this time hes just sitting up there laghing his sick fucking ass off.
— MuttGeorgeSpiderman
Let the golden age begin.
— Beck
It is possible to commit any crime with a computer... yes... even murder.
— Los Angelus CCU officer
Life begins at 140 miles per hour.
— Unknown
I fear machines are several centurys ahead of the mortals.
— Harry S. Truman
People don’t always recognize opportunity because it is dressed in Overalls and looks like work.
— Thomas Edison
Happy endings are a bitch.
— Travis Valentine
My mom's dead because she ran one red light... I run em all the time.
— One Tree Hill
With high speed internet connection comes great responsibility.
— The Screen Savers
Hi, how can i buy this one >> Elite Hax
Counter Strike 1.6 ??? the full version
Oh god, what have we done.
— Robert Lewis, co-pilot of the Enola Gay, the B-29 that dropped the first atom bomb.
This will only hurt once;
but damn will it hurt.
— Meatwad -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
A best friend is like a four leave clover. Hard to find and lucky to have.
— Unknown
How can you miss me if I don't go away?
—
There are two tradegies in life.
One is to not get your heart's desire.
The other is to get it.
— George Bernard shaw
He was a true friend. He stabbed me in the front.
— Oscar Wilde
It's complicated so everyone can understand it.
— Jon W
I'm not going to lie. I never tell anyone the truth all the time.
— Whitney Vanatta
Smart people sometimes use thought to avoid life. They create the illusion that no one understands them when, in reality, so many do. But probably the self-employed solitude allows them to think about the big things.
— Emily
All great and precious things are lonely.
— Lee, East of Eden
What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?
— Donkey from Shrek
Best friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
— Unknown
What is that you express in your eyes?
It seems to me more than all the words I have read in my life.
— Walt Whitman
Miseria Cantare
— AFI (latin for Sing the Sorrow)
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do
— kenny
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
— Kenny
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty
— Mahatma Gandhi
You unlock this door with the key of imagination, beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossedover into . . . The Twilight Zone.
— Rod Sterling (Twilight Zone Opening Monologue)
A man always has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.
— J.P. Morgan
Know Thyself
— Linnaeus
Two roads converge in the woods and I, took the less traveled by, and it has made all the difference.
— Robert Frost
Never take down a fence until you know why it was put up in the first place.
— Robert Frost.
I own you fool!
— Cobra
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that
— Professor Dumbledore
Optimists see the glass as half full; pessimists see it as half empty. Programmers see it as twice as big as it needs to be.
— Zach Irwin
maybe that's all a family really is... a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place...
— "Garden State" movie by Zach Braff
When i was a kid I used to think that I had an imaginary friend and that he went everywhere with me and that I could talk to him and he would grant me wishes and such. Then I grew up and stopped going to church.
— Jimmy Carr
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
— Unknown
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.
— John F. Kennedy
Genius is one percent inspiration and niety-nine percent persperation.
— Thomas Edison
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
— Nelson Mandela
To be great is to be misunderstood.
— Ralph Waldo Emmerson
If you scatter thorns don't go barefoot.
— Italian Proverb
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
— Lord Acton, British Historian
What is a comittee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnessesary.
— Mark Twain
Which is baver, the man who falls in line with the great majority for majority's sake or the man who faces the wrath of millions for conscience sake?
— Alexander Berkman
To invent you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
— Thomas Edison
Fear is that little dark-room where negatives develop.
— Michael Pritchard
You can give a poor man a Versachi suit but when it comes down to it he's still a poor man.
— Travis Valentine
I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
— Thomas Edison
There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp, but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.
— Mark Twain
Conviction with out substance is arrogant stupidity.
— basicer
Lift Tail With Care
— Some Fur
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way you will command the attention of the world.
— George Washington Carver
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.
— Professor Dumbledore
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
— Gold's Law
You can use iggnorance as your umbrella, but be prepared to get soaked.
— Unknown
Nothing is too wonderful to be true.
— Michael Faraday
When you hate, the only one that suffers is you because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care.
— Medgar Evers
Always expect the worst. Then, anything else is a pleasant surprise.
— Wheel of Time
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
— Albert Einstein
What if Neil Armstrong got all the way to the moon and then was too scared to step out of the rocket?
— Random
Can you beleive they're teaching tolerence in school ?!
— Gale B. (In outrage)
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
— James Branch Cabell
Dare to suck.
— Michigan Ren Fest
I've never let school interfere with my education.
— Mark Twain
In the end only the fittest survive in this world. If you are strong, you live; if you are weak, you die.
— Shishio, Ruroni Kenshin: Wandering Samurai
When i was young i asked God for a bike. When i got older i realise he doesnt work that way, so i stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.
— Unknown
The eternal mystery of the worth is it's comprehensibility.
— Albert Einstein
We are born not once, but again and again.
— William Charles
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathesome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
— Albert Einstein
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
— Professor Dumbledore
One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
— Chinese Proverd
All your base are belong to us.
— Zero Wing
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
— Kalan
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
— Chuang Tse
Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions.
— George Elliot
Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
— Shelock Holmes (By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)